An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by.
They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet.
The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim."
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孙女忙说：“爷爷，奶奶，我不是去美国，也不是去英国，是去加拿大！”奶奶像是受了表扬，立刻眉开眼笑：“瞧见了吧，还是我说得对。”爷爷发脾气：“刚说过的话，你怎么转眼就忘了？你是说去英国，对个屁！”瞧这一对老人家，刚才奶奶说的是美国，爷爷说的是英国，全张冠李戴啦！
说了半天闲话，二老要留孙女吃饭，爷爷起身去超市，奶奶叮嘱道：“你记性差，拿笔记下来，买孙女爱吃的红烧排骨。”爷爷脸一沉：“我老是老，这点记性还是有的，不用记。”
爷爷出门没多久，就转身回来了，说忘了拿钱；出门后过了一会儿，他又回来了，问道：“老婆子，你叫我买啥？”奶奶差点没气晕：“酱焖牛肉！”
几番折腾，爷爷总算从超市回来了，奶奶一看，大发雷霆：“死老头子，叫你拿笔记下来，你偏不听，我叫你给孙女买烧鹅，你怎么买成了烤鸭？”
吃完饭，孙女走了，二老都有些失落，闭着眼睛躺在沙发上，似睡非睡。不知过了多久，奶奶睁开眼，打了个激灵：“老头子，我做了个梦，好像刚才谁来过？”爷爷揉着眼，没好气地说：“做个梦也当真？鬼来过！”
两人又闷闷地坐了好长一会儿，爷爷打了个呵欠，起身说道：“睡吧睡吧，儿子来电话，说是明天孙女从澳大利亚回国，要来看望爷爷奶奶，早睡早起，准备迎接宝贝孙女！”
Amazing Dog
ReplyDeleteAn avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck.
Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by.
They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet.
The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.
On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?" "I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim."